I never get lost in the woods. I always know where I am ...wink wink. Its the trail that moves. Like fish in a stream the "Trail Trout" swimming through the dirt and the well worn trails. Every so often they change direction and take the trail with them.
And the "Mudd Bears" that lie on ground sleeping all day. If you happen to walk on them while on the trail, they let out this crazy sound. Its the Mudd Bear, always the Mudd Bear....never Dad....
